The Nixon Connection

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It is well known that on the day of the assassination of JFK, Richard Nixon, his electoral foe and a future US president was in Dallas. Much speculation has been provided as to the significance of this fact, however, little conclusive evidence has been discovered to suggest any involvement in the assasination. With that in mind the well-respected Research Team at the Committee for Unearthing Non-altered Truth, set about searching for proof of a secret Nixon/Teletubbies alliance. The proof they found was both prolific and disturbing...

Pay particular attention to the window highlighted by the arrow, although blurred, the haunting face gazing watchfully from the window of Nixon's private chopper as he approaches the shameful end of his presidency, is almost without doubt the face of a teletubbie, the most likely candidate being ring-leader Po. Proof indeed of the high ranking positions held by the Tubbies in the American order, however, This provides more questions than answers. For example;

Were the Tubbies Aides of Nixon or were they working for someone else?

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Did the Teletubbies somehow contribute to the removal of Nixon From Office?

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Or were they members of a secret organisation, that included Nixon, responsible for the JFK assasination, created by the CIA as a means of harnessing their dangerous influence?

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Clearly as yet, the answers to these questions remain unknown. Send all suggestions and new evidence to the Funky Fascist, and check back, new information will continue to be posted

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