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Nixon Connection:The Early Years
January 20th, 1969 Nixon is inaugurated as president, This photo, taken as he prepares to deliver his inaugural address, clearly shows Po, straining to get a good view of the crowd from behind the president. This photo together with other new evidence suggests a very personal connection between 'Tricky-Dicky' and his trusted tubby advisor
For Example:This Scrap of paper was found among the possessions of Virgilio R. Gonzales, one of the Watergate Burglars and has remained for years unexplained in a Washington Police File. Only with the exposition of Teletubby culture this year does the bizarre address make sense. This evidence could indicate one of two things; either, that Po and her Tubby associates were subservient to Nixon and operated on his instructions or that they are/were in fact agents of a higher authority keeping a check on the president and assisting when necessary. If we are to assume the latter, then it is not inconcievable that watergate was in fact not traceable to the White House after all, rather, orchestrated by the Teletubbies as a means of removing the President from office. This would have been achieved by leaking carefully controlled pieces of information to the press.
It is well known that Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward got much information from an anonymous source known only as 'deep-throat', however, most people assume that the adjective, 'deep' refers to pitch. Consider if you will, the possibility that 'deep' described physical depth, a long throat like the one found on Teletubby associate, Noo-Noo. By arranging the burglary then deliberately botching the cover-up by sending their menial staff to talk to journalists, the conspirators may have managed once again to take a directorial role in history.
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