Where were the Tubbies
Positions on Dealey Plaza
Following extensive research, it can now be stated that all the teletubbies were present during the shooting of JFK. To create a map we went back to the many photos taken at the scene. The first discovery was this photograph...
Standing nonchalantly in the crowd is Tinky-Winky, whose aliases include 'Jack Rubenstein' and 'Joseph Miltink'. We interviewed John L. Hat who is also seen in this photo if he had noticed "a big purple guy". He said, "Sure I remember him, there was something funny about that guy, maybe he was just a little too purple, I dunno. Anyway I called that Earl Warren and he said that I was wrong and If i didn't shut up he'd kill my children. I guess some folks just can't handle the pressure you know?". So we can safely ascertain that Tinky-Winky was on the plaza at the time of the shooting, but what of Dipsy and Laa-Laa? Were they innocents, wrongly indited by the actions of their genetic relatives? we spent long hours staring at the hundreds of photo's when out of the blue, we recieved an anonymous call from a man using the name Mr. Noo-Noo (clearly a false name to protect his true identity) he said but two words, 'DalTex and Escape'. We fished out the photo taken by Ike Altgens during the shooting and in a small 1/2 inch square showing the Fire escape of the DalTex building, we found our answer...
There he is, Dipsy, replete with his straight arial. Three down, one to go. However, the last tubbie was proving to be a problem to locate. We became sure that Laa-Laa did not appear in any of the photos personally. Perhaps, though, we were looking for the wrong thing, perhaps if Laa-Laa did not appear personally she left behind some trace of her presence, perhaps the answer was right underneath our noses! it was while thinking this that we remembered this intriguing image depicting the sniper's nest in the Book Depository...
For years the round form seen in this picture has been dismissed as a photographic error, however, placed in the perspective of Tubbie theory, we began to wonder if this was the case. Maybe the blot is not a blot but a ball. A large orange ball is recorded in British police files as Laa-Laa's distinguishing feature. In light of our discoveries we decided that In her hurry to exit the Building before it was swarming with police, Laa-Laa left her beloved ball behind, a simple error that has taken 35 years to be explained. So, we have now placed each teletubbie in Dealey Plaza and have produced this map to show the positions...
1 : Po
2 : Tinky-Winky
3 : Dipsy
4 : Laa-Laa
You will be kept informed as more info comes in...
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