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Howdy and welcome to Porpoise Pond!
Here you will find the latest and greatest in humor, taken straight from the life of
a misfit techie. I have taken some stories from my employment at a major computer manufacturer, some little tid-bits of
useless info, and thrown them in with a peek into my hap-hazard personal life (what little life there is).
Want to talk? Have something you want to get off your chest? Need a bit of friendly advice?
Or would you rather just
pick a fight?
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR!
Come on! I dare ya! =)
Just what exactly is this page supposed to contain other than the incoherent ramblings of a pseudo-disgruntled techie?
The answer is nothing. I'm sorry to inform you that this page will consist of nothing but babble. But it is babble
that I hope will amuse
the public at large. After taking a long hard look at my life, and the lives of those around me, it occured to me that it was
very much like an
evil cross between the scripts for The Twilight Zone and Dumb and Dumber. Here I plan to bring to you the
hapless stories of a
bachelor Tech Support slave hot off the press in hypertext.
Our lives in hypertext.
It can only be up from here.
ATTENTION!
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