Growing Wild
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted
weights and jogged six miles a day. One morning he looked into the mirror and
was admiring his body, when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire
body, with the exception of his penis.
He decided to do something about it so he promptly went to the beach, and
buried himself in the sand except for his penis.
Just then two old ladies were strolling along, one walking with a cane.
Upon seeing this THING sticking out of the sand, she began to move it about with
her cane.
She remarked to the other lady; "There ain't no justice in this
world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by
that?"
"Well," she said, "When I was 20 I was curious about it;
when I was 30 I enjoyed it; when I was 40 I asked for it; when I was 50 I paid
for it; when I was 60 I prayed for it; when I was 70 I forgot about it.
And now that I am 80 the damn things are growing wild, and I am too old to
squat!"
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