Final Regular Season Football Standings:

1. Blood Devils = 41037
2. P'cola Playmakers = 38595
3. W. V. Mountaineers = 38034
4. Omega Dogs = 36706
5. Superjew = 35855
6. Goldstar = 35603
7. Frederick Cowboys = 34976
8. U. Cave Slugs = 33503
9. Remington Rams = 32763
10. Moshville Blackdeath = 32435
11. Dalmatians = 29792
12. R. RENEGADES = 28213
13. Super Negros = 26471
14. Frostburg = 21699
15. Whovians = 18701

The Blood Devils continued their dominance of the fantasy sports leagues adding football to their list of regular season titles. The Devils held off last season's winner the Pensacola Playmakers as well as last season's overall runners-up the West Virginia Mountaineers. Also coming on strong were the Omega Dogs who made quite a late season surge to finish in fourth. Rounding out the top five was Superjew.

Fantasy Hockey is still going; here are the standings as of 2/3/00:

1. Blood Devils = 583.8
2. Pittsburgh Penguins = 512.4
3. Frederick Thrashers = 473.8
4. Moshville Blackdeath = 328.7

Fantasy Basketball is also moving along; here are the standings:

1. Blood Devils = 15125.5
2. Frederick Nightstalkers = 13916.5
3. Superjew = 10999.5
4. The LIttle Don's = 10069.5
5. Frostburg = 0

This issue's featured coach is:

Greenberg of team Greenberg

AOL ID/ICQ #: CABPRES@aol.com
Hometown: Ctown (Crofton, Md)
Favorite athlete: besides myself, it used to be Juwan for graduating school on the day he was supposed to, but then he started going to CWebbs parties, and you know what happened. Personally, i feel a strong bond with Garnett (we both graduated high school in 95, but he makes a couple more dollars than I do). Finally the one that is my fav now has to be VCarter, he is a beast, that slam where he put his forarm through the hoop (that was the one I taught him, lol)
Favorite sports team: Wizards/Bullets, Caps, SKINS, Mystics, the new XFL Washington team, DC UNITED, HOYAS, TERPS, BOBCATS, COLONIALS (if you haven't figured it out, all hometown teams) PS~notice I didn't say the crackmore orioles, i am waiting for DC to get a baseball team.
Favorite thing to consume when it is really cold out: when we think it is going to snow and we are off tomorrow, BEER, but i also like some hot coccoa (can't spell it).
Something everyone should know about you: If you want to find the biggest homer in DC, you found ME!!!
What do you have to say to other Fantasy Sports Coaches? Watch out, cause I am playin and livin large, You know the beast of DC is gonna run you like a freight train. Peace and all of you better close your mouths or you are going to be eating the dust I am leavin, Cya, and I'm out G-berg

This issue's Bargain Basement Draft Pick

Dennis Rodman has returned to the NBA and is back to his old tricks: rebounds and ejections! If he can stay on the court, he should rack you up some serious points.