The Rules! (yeah, right!)

1. The female always makes the rules. 
                                  ('cause she keeps forgeting them)

2. The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
                                  (She forgot 'em see!)

3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 
                                  (We do, but we keep you Women guessing!)

4. The female is never wrong. 
                                  (Meaning the male is too godamn frighten to  tell her she's wrong!!)

5. The male is expected to mind read at all times. 
                                  (How can you read a blank mind?)

6. If the female has PMT all rules are null and void. 
                                  (She's being a bitch!)
6a If the female has ESP all rules are null and void. 
                                  (She's being a know it all)
6b If the female has PMT and ESP all rules are null and void. 
                                  (A know it all bitch!)

7. The female is ready when she's ready. 
                                  (But it's only a hole for gods sake!)

8. The male must be ready at all times. 
                                  (Give me ten pints and I might be!)