Old Phrase And New Phrase

Memo to All Employees

It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have
been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between
employeesl.  Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers,
this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able
to properly express their feelings when communicating with fellow employees. 
Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases, so that the
proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.