The Original Star Trek Drinking Game.

Sip if any of the following occur:

       Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
       Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
       Kirk gets the girl
       Kirk outwits a computer
       Kirk violates the prime directive
       Kirk's shirt gets ripped
       Kirk bluffs his way out
       Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
       Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
       Kirk kisses the girl
       Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
       Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
       Spock shows emotion
       Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
       Spock looks into the science station readout
       Spock refers to the doctor as "illogical"
       Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
       Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
       Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
       Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
       Chekov promotes Russian history
       Chekov says "But Keptin...."
       Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
       Sulu sets course
       Sulu has the con
       Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
       Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
       Uhura sings
       Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
       Yeoman Rand serves coffee
       Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
       Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
       Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
       A redshirt dies
       The weapons are powerless
       The transporter is inoperative
       Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
       Communicators malfunction
       The shields are about to collapse
       The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
       The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
       You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
       A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
       Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
       Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:

       Kirk does not get the girl
       Sulu gets a sword
       Major character dies/is assumed dead
       Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
       The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
       Lt. Leslie speaks
       Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century