•That dress looks good on you but it would look even better on the floor next to my bed!
•Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
•Drop 'em!!!
•What do you like for breakfast?
•Hi there! I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you or nudge you?
•Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
•Would you like to touch my butt?
•Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
•Hand out calling cards which said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me" then watch the victim try to hold back their smile!
•Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
•At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?"
•Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
•Would you like to see my boa constrictor?
•I'm drunk. (Gets 'em every time)
•Would you like to come party in my toolshed?
•You look more beautiful than my 3rd grade teacher.
•Miss, if you lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
•I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed animals...Now!
•I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... Let's meet sometime.
•I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
•She: (to passing man) Excuse me, do you have the time? He: Do you have the energy?
•What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?
•No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
•Will you marry me and have my children?
•If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
•I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice back rub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
•Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
•Bond. James Bond.
•Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
•Hi. I'm not dangerous at all. I swear.
•You know, I'd really like to **** your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
•Excuse me, do you live around here often?
•Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind sharing a cab home together?
•You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book..
•Hey babe--do you know I'm on the Harvard mailing list?
•Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
•You have the ass of a great artist.
•Follow these instructions:
1. Make sure that you are in front of the person who you are trying to attract.
2. Put your hands in a vertical plane and seperate your hands to the proper distance you want to get across.
3. Look at the person of your affections with a shit eating-ear to ear grin. Shake your head up and down as to reply that you're this BIG!
•To someone who just got out of the shower. Excuse me, can I borrow your towel?
•Her: What do you think of my this (dress, sweater, article of clothing)? Him: I like nothing better.
•Go up to someone and ask them "Are you ready to go home now?"
•Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
•That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it?
•Okay... let's go.
•Would you carry me home? •
I love you.
•I love the way you look in that bra.
•Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
•I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like gatorade.
•I've got an itch. Lower, lower.
•If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
•Want to come see my Hard Drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
•I'm on fire. Can I run thru your sprinkler?
•I'd look good on you.
•Didn't anyone tell you that you want to sleep with me?? I thought you knew!
•excuse me, have I satisfied you yet?
•cold out , isn't it? (Look at breasts).
•I would kill or die to make love to you.
•I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
•I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
•Top Ten Elf Pick-up Lines:
1. I'm down here!
2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy.
3. I was a lawn ornament for Antonio Banderas.
4. I can get you off the naughty list.
5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.
6. I'm a magical being. Take off you bra.
7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks that over at Keebler.
8. I get a thimbelful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
10. I can eat my weight in cocktail weiners.

•Sex is a killer, so die happy.
•I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.
•I only have three months to live.
•I don't even own one pair of underwear.
•I'm a Pilot for Northwest Airlines. Got any rolling papers?
•Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
•Excuse me..do you have change for $100 bill?
•Hi, can I buy you a car?
•My face is leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it.
•May I please rest my head on your shoulder?
•Do you know how to use one of these? (pull vibrator out of pocket)
•You remind me of a less psychotic version of my ex.
•Wow! Is that your real hair?
•You make my softwear turn to hardwear!
•Screw me if I'm wrong, but, haven't we met before?
•Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Constance?(doesn't work if her name's Constance)
•Is your father a thief (or astronaut)? Then who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
•What would you do if I kissed you right now?
•I have six bucks... what do I get?