> Top Ten Signs You are Working in the 90's

Submitted by Scott Ezell, EzellRS@aol.com

>     10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to
>     improve their process.
>     9.  You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats to
>     work.
>     8.  You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
>     7.  You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a
>     living.
>     6.  You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive
>     restaurant in town within the same week.
>     5.  You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a
>     project" are acceptable English phrases.
>     4.  You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next
>     door neighbors.
>     3.  You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday
>     night plans.
>     2.  You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his
>     ideas into a matrix.
>
>     And, the number one sign you work in the nineties...
>     1.  You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
>

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