> The Union House

Submitted by Neysa Rhoades

A union boss at a convention in Las Vegas decides to visit a local
brothel.
He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No, I'm sorry, it isn't," she says.
"Well, if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.
"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."
Mightily offended by such unfair dealings, the man stomps out in search
of a more equitable establishment. Finally, he reaches a brothel where
the madam says, "Why yes, this is a union house."
"And if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the man declares.
He looks around the room and points to a gorgeous young brunette. "I'd
like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir, but..." says the madam, gesturing at a
70-year-old woman in the corner,  "Ethel here has seniority."

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