Submitted by Beth Krieger
We all know those cute little computer symbols
called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a
frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
respectively. Well, how about some "asscons?"
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>> : Here it goes:
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>> : (_!_) a regular ass
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>> : (__!__) a fat ass
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>> : (!) a tight ass
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>> : (_._) a flat ass
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>> : (_^_) a bubble ass
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>> : (_*_) a sore ass
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>> : (_!__) a lop-sided ass
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>> : {_!_} a swishy ass
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>> : (_o_) an ass that's been
around
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>> : (_O_) an ass that's been
around even more
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>> : (_x_) kiss my ass
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>> : (_X_) leave my ass alone
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>> : (_zzz_) a tired ass
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>> : (_o^o_) a wise ass
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>> : (_13_) an unlucky ass
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>> : (_$_) money coming out
of his ass
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>> : (_?_) dumb ass