Submitted by Scott Ezell
Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up
because they heard about
a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a
full
tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the
attendant
about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the
attendant. "How do
we enter?" asked the men.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, and if you
guess right,
you win free sex."
"O.K., I guess 7," said one of the guys. "Sorry, I
was thinking of 8,"
replied the attendant.
The next week, the two same guys returned to the same station to
get
gas. When they went inside to pay, the one fellow asked the
attendant
if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a
number between 1-10,
if you guess right, you win free sex." "2," said
the customer.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant.
"Come back soon
and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the one downtrodden fellow said
to the
other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is
Rigged." "No
way" insisted the other. "My wife won twice last
week."