Submitted by Tony Caldwell
10: You
ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for
$20,000.
9: He's won the Publisher's
Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years
running.
8: When asked for his phone
number, he gives it in hex.
7: Seems strangely calm
whenever the office LAN goes down.
6: Somehow gets HBO on his
PC at work.
5: Mumbled, "Oh,
puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".
4: Massive 401k contribution
made in half-cent increments.
3: His video dating profile
lists "public-key encryption" among
turn-ons.
2: For his welcome voice on
AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President".
1: You hear him murmur,
"Let's see you use that Visa now,
Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"