> A Christmas Story

Submitted by Steve Shaffer steven.shaffer@conwaycorp.net

Once upon a time...
Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems everywhere...four of the elves got sick,
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
elves so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule...then---Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to
visit...this stressed Santa even more...when he went to harness the
reindeer he found that three of them were about to give birth and two
had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where...more stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards on the sleigh
cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered all the
toys...so, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and
a shot of whiskey...but he found that the elves had hit the liquor
cupboard and there was nothing there to drink...and in his frustration
he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor...he went to get the broom and found that
mice had eaten the straw it was made from.  Just then the doorbell rang
and Santa cussed on his way to the door...he opened the door and there
was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.  And the angel said,
"Santa, where would you like to put this Christmas tree"? And that, my
friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas
tree... 

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