There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua.

> The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a

> Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

>

> The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got

> dogs with us." The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my

> lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman

> Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.

>

> A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The guy with the

> Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

>

> The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He says, "Yes, they're

> using them now, they're very good."

>

> The guy at the door says, "Come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua

> figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts

> to walk in. The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

> The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my

> seeing-eye dog."

>

> The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

>

> The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"