Submitted by Steve Shaffer
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket
on a port,
> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort,
> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
>
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> And the double-clicking icons put your window in the
trash,
> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't
hash,
> Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's
gonna crash.
>
> If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
> Says the network is connected to the button on your
mouse,
> But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
hall.
>
> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects
of gauss,
> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
disk,
> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
RAM your ROM,
> Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell
your mom!
>