Submitted by Neysa Rhodes
10. I need to whip it out by 5
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW
5. Hmmmmmm..I think it's out of fluid
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish
3. It's an entry-level position
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number one thing that sounds dirty at the office, but
isn't:
1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits
there