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Before The Surgery
 
A beautiful young woman went into the hospital for a minor operation.  On the day of her operation,  the nurses prepared her and wheeled her down to the operating theatre, and left her lying outside on a trolley for a few minutes.

While she was lying there, a young man in a white coat came along, lifted her gown up, and began to examine her naked body. He then went away and consulted with another colleague in a white coat. They both returned and examined her  again.  A third colleague was called over, and he too began to examine her.

By this time, the young lady was becoming quite frustrated at the long wait for her operation, and inquired from the white coated individuals:  "Look, I don't mind you examining me, but when is this bloody operation going to start?"

"We haven't got a clue, luv," came the reply, "we're just the painters."
 

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