Two men are in a mental institution.

 

One says to the other... "Tonight's the night.... Ahhmm breakin' outta dis' joint"!

 

"An jus' how you gonna do dat, Winford?" Beauford replies.

 

"I got me a FLASHLIGHT!"

 

"An jus' how's THAT gonna get us outta here Winford?"

 

Easy.... You jus' shine the flashlight at the top of the wall.... an' I'll climb up da beam!..... then toss me da flashlight, 'an I'll shine it down so you can climb up after me!"        

 

After some deep thought Beauford say's..... "Whaddaya think I'm CRAZY?... I'll get halfway up da beam and you'll shut off da dam flashlight!!!"

 

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