A man and woman were married and on the evening of their honeymoon they prepared for bed.  Gazing into her eyes, the man began to slowly disrobe. First he took off his shirt and shoes.  Then he removed his socks, but to his wife's horror his toes were all gnarled and mis-shapened.

"What's the matter with your feet?" she cried out.

"Oh, don't worry about that, darling," he answered quietly, as if to assuage her fears.  "When I was a child, I had toe-lio.  It's all right now, though.  I've been cured.  Just a simple case of toe-lio."

His explanation seemed to calm her down, until he removed his pants. His knees were so deformed as to suggest survival from some sort of horrible accident.  She shrieked again and pointed at his legs.  "What happened there?" she screamed.

"Oh, sweetheart, don't worry about that.  I also had a case of knee-sles when I was younger.  That's it.  Just knee-sles.  The doctors cured me as well."

He kissed her sweetly and finally removed his underwear.

She pulled away from him and looked at the naked man up and down.

Then she said, "And I suppose you had a case of small cox too?"

 

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