Comeback Of The Century
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of
Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday, October 30th. Davidson will be
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly
stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a
phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to
state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he
felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged "need."
"I guess I was just really into it,
you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process,
Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car
approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure."
Said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's... just working
away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Davidson.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but
do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd
expect and then looked me straight in the face and said,
'A
pumpkin? Damn...Is it midnight already?"
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