An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana at 6:00 AM watching the sun rise and he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying  something big under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the  old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire  with about 30 chickens caught in it.

ABout the same time the next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise  and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in  his hand. The old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home
and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the  unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by  carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man yells "Hold on, I'll get my hat!!"

 

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