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So you want a day off....
 
Lets look at what your asking for.
 
  There are 365 days in a year available for work.There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.Since you spend 16 hours a day away from work you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes a day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day , you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 available for work. You normally spend two days a year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day for work and I'll be Damned if your going to take that day off!!!!
 

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