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Doctor Doctor !
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,
unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed
the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much
as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a
doctor."
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well,
might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your
test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats
terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been
trying to reach you since yesterday.
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the
operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never
could before!"
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you
hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all
over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little
more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow,
that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT
hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis,
"You have a broken finger."
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