A man moves from Scotland to the U.S. and attends his first baseball game.  After a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run!  Run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent:  "R-r-r-un, yah bahstard. R-r-r-un!"

A third batter cracks a hard liner and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "RRRun. ya bahstard, rrrun, will ya."

The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the umpire calls, "Take your base".  The Scotsman stands up, yelling "RRRun ya bahstard, rrrun!"

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly so he sits down confused.  A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

The Scotsman stands up in disbelief and shouts, "Wahlk with prrride, man!"

 

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