A duck walked into a store and asked, "got any grapes"?  The manager said no. The duck walked out.

 

The next day the duck walks into the store again.  He asked the manager if he had any grapes.  After the manager said no the duck walked out.

 

This continued for a few days until the manager had enough of it.  To the duck he said "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more times I will nail your feet to the floor."

 

The next day the duck walks in and asks the manager if he has any nails.  The manager says no.

 

The duck then asks if he has any grapes.

 

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