"Well", says the farmer, "that is a very
special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the
barn. Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and
by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and
saved everyone of them." "And that was when he hurt his leg?"
asked the salesman.
"Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure." "So the bear injured his leg then." says the salesman.
"Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that.
Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked
unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I
drown." "So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman.
"Oh no," says the farmer. "So how did he get the wooden
leg?" the salesman asks.
"Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that,
you don't want to eat all at once."
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