I'll Show You... If...
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The
four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I
will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a
buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her
legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll
show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten
dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off
their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you
where I was operated on for appendicitis."
All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and
points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance.
That's the hospital where I had it done!"
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