Up in Maine, Lem goes to visit his friend Ephriam.  He finds him sitting on his porch.

 

Lem:  "Ephriam, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?"

 

Ephriam:  "Well, yesterday I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck.  This is my wife's idea."
 

 

 

 

 

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor.  He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine.

 

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

 

"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

 

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed.  "That's what's wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?"

 

"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."

 

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