No Beers For Bears
This bear walks into a bar and says..."Bartender!...Get me a
beer!"... bartender turns and looks at him saying "Get out! NO beers
for bears in this bar!"....
Bear responds: "Bartender! Maybe you didn't notice ...I'm a 12 foot
grizzly and I said give me a beer!"
Baretender: "and maybe you didn't hear me ..I said NO beers for bears
in this bar!"....
Bear: "Listen bartender if you don't give me a beer right this minute
I'm going to walk over to the women at the end of the bar and swallow her
whole!"
Bartender..." Bear you don't scare me...and like I said NO beer for
bears in this bar!" ...
With that the bear tromps down the bar... picks up the woman off the stool
and swallows her.... he then turns to the bartender and says: "Now are you
going to give me that beer?"....
Baretender says "I told you three times NO beer for bears ON DRUGS in
this bar!
bear looks at him saying " ON drugs...what the hell are you talking
about?"
Bartender says that was a BAR-BITCH-U-ATE!!!!!!
Joke submitted by "Dennis"
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