One Penny Drinks
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for
a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"ONE
PENNY!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied,
"Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks,
"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried
egg?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but
all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires
the guy.
"4 cents," he replies.
"FOUR
cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my
wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your
wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his
business."
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