A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.

 

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch  and she was ecstatic.

 

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her  pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She  was in seventh heaven!

 

She walked into a Chinese restaurant,colided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."

 

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says,

 

"Chinese Waiter  Crushed by Two Torpedoes!"

 

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