Relationship with
God
77 year old Morris went for
his annual physical, and all tests were okay. The doctor say's, Morris, your
great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and do you have
a good relationship with God!
Morris replied, "God and me are tight,
we are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, "Poof"
the light goes on when I go to the bathroom, and "Poof" the light goes
off when I leave.
"Wow, commented the docter, that's
incredible.
A little later the doctor called Morris's wife. Becky,
he said, Morris is just fine! Physically he's great, but I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and "Poof" the light goes on in the bathroom, and then
"Poof" the light goes off when he leaves?
Becky replied,
"The darn fool, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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