That Son-of-a-bitch!
 
A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
 
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
 
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
 
"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
 
"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.
 
"Yes father."
 
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
 
"But father he also touched my breasts."
 
"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
 
"Yes father."
 
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."
 
"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
 
"Yes father."
 
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
 
"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
 
"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
 
"Yes father," she says sometime later.
 
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
 
"But father, he has AIDS."
 
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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