The Spoon
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open
table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the
table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into
his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed, and
asked, "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their
pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. We had an efficiency expert here that determined that 17.8% of our
diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save
trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the
waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion,
but do you know that you have a string hanging from your
fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. That same efficiency
expert determined that we spend 21.4% of our time
washing our hands after using the men's room. The
other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to
go, I simply pull the string to get my tool out of my pants, go, and
then return to work. Having never touched myself,
there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of
time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you
get your penis back in your pants?" "Well,
I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
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