The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder,----those are friars!"
There was a great loss today
in the entertainment world.
Lyricist and composer Loof Lirpa, the Finn who wrote the
song "Hokey Pokey" died.
Although he died peacefully, what was really horrible is that
they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They'd put
his left leg in . . .
Well, you know the rest.........
Lyricist and composer Loof Lirpa, the Finn who wrote the
song "Hokey Pokey" died.
Although he died peacefully, what was really horrible is that
they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They'd put
his left leg in . . .
Well, you know the rest.........
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