The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The
Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next
stop.
When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver dude says to the hippie,
"if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with
you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to
pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing
powder,"said the bus driver, "you could tell her you were God and
command her to have sex with you."
Well the Hippie decides to try this out. So that Tuesday he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's
in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing
with a mask of God.
"I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you
must have sex with me first." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she
might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about going
to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha
ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Check me out!
I'm the bus driver!!"
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