There was a nun who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they finished eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking they came upon these 2 horses that were mating. She looked at them with wonder because she'd never seen anything like that before, so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?" He replied, "They're making love." "Well, what's that long thing he's sticking in there?" she asked. "Oh, uh, that's his rope," he answered. "Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she questioned. "Those are his knots." She thought for a second and said, "Oh, OK. I got it."
As they continue their stroll, They come to a barn and went in. She looked at him and said, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were." Surprised and excited he agreed. While they're getting at all hot and heavy, she grabbed his "jewels" and squeezed! "Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouted. She innocently replied, "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope."
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