The Vet
A veterinarian had had a really rough day at his office. When he finally
got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long
cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more
drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 1:00 in the morning, the phone
rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's
voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet,out of
breath
"Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort
of", said the elderly lady, "there's cats on the roof outside making a
terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about
it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then
patiently replied...
"Open the window and yell that they are wanted
on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will
that will that stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet,
"
"IT JUST STOPPED ME!"
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