Things Go Better...
A Pepsi salesman goes out into the jungles far, far away and is gone for a
long time. The office back home starts getting worried about him, so they send
out a big search party looking for him.
They trek around for a couple of days, and eventually find a trail of Pepsi
cans. They ask one of the natives in the next village they come to if he
had seen the guy who had all of these cans.
"Oh, yes, we ate
him."
"What do you mean, you ate him? You ate all of
him?"
"Yes, we ate him all up."
"Like
everything? You ate all of him? You ate his arms and
legs?"
"Yes."
"You ate his head, and his
stomach?"
"Yes."
"What about his thing, did
you eat that too?"
"Nope, we didn't eat his thing. Things go
better with coke."
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