Trio
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something
about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned
because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the
car, he saw the man's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the
backseat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He
told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his
girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his
girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's
so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Pete!" the
fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
There was a girl named Alice who lived in New Jersey. She loved it so much
that she named parts of her body after places in the Garden State. One night she
confided this to her boyfriend as he was beginning to feel up her right tit.
"I bet you call this Mount Pleasant," he said and she smiled in
assent.
Working his hand down her ass he asked, "and this?"
"I call that Freehole." said Alice.
Getting hot and heavy, he maneuvered his hand around to the front. "I
bet you will call this Cherry Hill," he said triumphantly.
"Oh no," Alice called out, "that's Eatontown."
A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The
little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you
call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my
secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't
believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."
"Oh. I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her
down on the couch."
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