Water
A traveler became lost in the desert region of Algeria. Realizing his only
chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time
passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling
faint.
Reduced to crawling, he was on the verge of passing out when he spied a
tent about 500 meters in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached
the tent and called out, "Water...".
A Bedouin appeared
in the tent door and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have
no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he
brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear.
"You
fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!"
"Well, sir," replied the Bedouin, "If you really need
water, there is a tent about 2 kilometers south of here where you can get
some."
Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to
drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of
strength he tugged at the door of the tent and collapsed.
Another
Bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door and inquired,
"May I help you sir?"
"Water..." was the feeble
reply.
"Oh, sir," replied the Bedouin, "I'm sorry, but
you can't come in here without a tie!"
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