A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college

B - Beer: It's whats for dinner

C - Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D - Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E - Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G - Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers

H - Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I - IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol

J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home

K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

O - Oh shit!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs.

P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

Q - Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!

R - Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet

S - Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

T - Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

U - Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town

V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello

W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god

X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it(detox)

Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

Z - Zima: Zomething Different