A couple of chapters into the novel

Alcoholled

Ambushed

Annihilated

A public mess

A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don't fall down)

Backwards

Banged up on sauce (England)

Bassackwards

Beligerant

Bent

Besoffen (German)

Besotted

Bladdered

Blitzed

Blitzkrieged

Blotto

Blowin' a 2

Bombarded

Bombed

Borracho (Spanish)

Brahms (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)

Broken

Bullet (Tennessee)

Butt wasted

Buzzed

Canceled

Chemically imbalanced

Comblasted

Comblinded

Cracked

Cranked

Crocked

Cued up

Derailed

Down the creek

Drita (Norwegian)

Embalmed

Fermented

Floatin'

Frayed

Fubar

Fucked up

Fully kroizoned

Furschnickered

Gansado (Portuguese)

Gone

Gone Borneo

Hammered

Happy

Has a package on

Hummin'

Humored

Hurting a turtle

Impaired

In a ditch

Inebriated

Influenced

In rare form

Intoxicated

Jazzed

Jiggered

Just south of bejesus

Keilazarus (Holland)

Keyed

K.O.'d

Lazarus (Holland)

Leanin'

Leaked

Leg-less

Licked

Liquored up

Lit

Lit up

Loaded

Locked

Logged (Canadian, eh)

Looped

Lubed up

Lushed

Marinated

Mareado (Spanish)

Messed up

Mingin'(Scottish)

Not so Farfrompuken

Off of his trolley

Off ya face (Australia)

Off ya nut (Australia)

Ossified

Out of his tree (Australia)

Out of it

Pealaid (S. Louisiana)

Pickled

Pie eyed

Pished out his face

Pissed

Pissed a newt

Pissin'

Plastered

Plowed over

Poegaai (South African)

Poisoned

Polluted

Possessed

Put one on

Quaffed

Rat-arsed (London)

Redirected

Reekin' (Scottish)

Ripped

Rocked

Rooked

Roped

Saturated

Sauced

Schlonkered

Schnockered

Schtumphy

Scuppered

Screwed

Seasoned

Shellacked

Shickered (Aussie)

Shit faced

Shithoused

Silly

Slambasted

Slammed

Slickered

Slobbered

Sloshed

Sloppy

Slozzled

Smashed

Smoked

Smuckered

Smurfed Up

Snockered

Soaked

So lit you could read by him

So wet he ripples

Sodden

Soused

Spanked

Squashed

Squiffy

Stewed

Stoned

Stooped

Stupid

Stupified

Tanked

Tatered

Tepo (Spanish)

Three sheets to the wind

Throwed off

Tied one on

Tipped

Tipsey

Toasted

Topped off

To' up from the flo' up

Toxic

Tuned up

Trashed

Trounced

Tweeked

Under the influence

Unsober

Wasted

Well oiled

Wet

Wicked retarded (Boston)

Wobbly

Wrecked

Zipped

Zonked