White House Internship Application

Greetings prospective White House interns!

This year our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that this year will be the most exciting year yet!

Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out:

Be a part of the action in the most pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world!
Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you!
Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!

Sound like the position for you? Just listen to this testimonial form a former intern:
"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the President. Getting involved in Executive Branch affairs is just fantastic!"
-- M.L., Beverly Hills, CA

As you can see, being a White House Intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy national issues.

Still interested? Fill out this information and send it in to the White House via email at president@whitehouse.gov.

Name:_______________________________________________________
Hometown:___________________________________________________
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Quick Quiz:

You've Always Considered The White House:
a) a monument to democracy
b) the place where great leaders meet
c) vaguely erotic
d) extremely erotic

Hillary Clinton Is A(n):
a) model wife and mother
b) icon of late 20th century femininity
c) obstacle
d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world

You've Always Wanted To Know About The President's:
a) Israeli policies
b) childhood in Hope, Arkansas
c) romper room
d) "monument to democracy"

My Social Life As An Intern Would Likely Consist Of:
a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns
b) reading, study
c) late nights working at the White House
d) late nights working the White House

Score 1 point for each 'a' answer, 2 points for each 'b', 3 points for each 'c', and 4 points for each 'd'.
Scores of 13-16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and below, we will be contacting you soon.

Thank you for your interest in becoming a White House Intern.
The White House is an equal opportunity employer.