Classic Oxymorons


1.Awful good

2.Military Intelligence

3.Congressional ethics

4.Athletic Scholarship

5.Even odds

6.Great Depression

7.Postal Service

8.Pretty ugly

9.Airline food

10.Jumbo shrimp

11.Dry beer

12.Married life

13.Criminal justice

14.Common sense

15.Smart bomb

16.Hollywood marriage

17.American beer

18.Good grief

19.Country music

20.Legally drunk

21.American culture

22.Constant change

23.Business ethics

24.Freezer burn

25.Womens' rights (Don't even think about it!)

26.Wise Man (Yeah!)

27.Civil War

28.Non-Alcoholic beer

29.Plastic glasses

30.Metal wood

31.Down escalator

32.Peacekeeper missile

33.Dodge Ram

34.Happily married

35.False witness

36.Dry ice

37.Birth control

38.Bottoms up

39.Sweet agony

40.Whopper junior

41.Rap Music (To some people, anyway)

42.Pop Culture

43.Authentic Replica

44.Night Light

45.Original copy

46.Physical Education

47.Fire Water

48.Vegetarian Hamburger

49.Bittersweet

50.White Chocolate

51.Random order

52.Small fortune

53.Soft rock

54.Non-dairy creamer

55.Same Difference

56.Slave wages

57.Student teacher

58.Ice water

59.Holy War

60.Death Benefits

61.Tax free

62.Friendly Fire

63.Cold sweat

64.Almost ready

65.Near Miss

66.Female Wit (hey, not mine)