1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

2. Do you have a quarter? (Why?) Because I want to call my mother to tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

3. Is your daddy a thief? (No.) Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put them in your eyes?

4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

10. My name's (your name). That's so you know what to scream.

11. Damn, baby, you look better than a new set of snow tires.

12. Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?

13. Can I flirt with you?

14. Your daddy must've been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

15. (Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?:)
Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

18. F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

19. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

20. (Grab his/her rear end.) Excuse me, is this seat taken?

21. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

22. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. So...how am I doin'?

28. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

29. (Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.

30. The first time is always the hardest.

31. Excuse me, are you on the pill?

32. Hi, there. Do you swallow?

33. Wow! Are those real?

34. Hey, babe. Wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

35. Nice outfit. Can I talk you out of it?

36. Wanna f**k like bunnies?

37. Bond. James Bond.

38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.

39. Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.

40. Sex is a killer...wanna die happy?

41. I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

42. I've had a really bad day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

43. So, do you wanna see something really swell?

44. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

45. Do you take it up the a$$?

46. Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

47. Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/French/etc. in you?(Uh, no....) Want some?

48. What would you do if I kissed you right now?

49. Pardon me, but I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasized about you?

50. Do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers (holding up any two fingers)?
(No, why?)
Because they're mine.

51. I'm drunk.

52. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

53. I think we must make love on the lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

54. You know, I'd love to f**k your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

55. Ever tried those wierd prickly condoms?

56. Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

57. You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

58. Do you sleep on your stomach?(No.)Can I?

59. Pardon me, but what pick up line works best with you?

60. Pull my finger.

61. Hey, baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.

62. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

63. Do you wanna go out for pizza and a f**k?
What, you don't like pizza?

64.Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

65. (Use your index finger to call someone over.) I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

66. Your underwear must be made out of windex, 'cause I can see myself in them tonight.

67. They say love is a many splendored thing. Let's go make some and find out.

68. I go down on the first date. How about you?

69. What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

70. (To a woman:) Hey, baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?

71. Do you like apples? (Yes.) How 'bout I take you home and f**k the s**t out of ya, how'd you like 'dem apples?

72. Excuse me. Wanna f**k or should I apologize?

73. Hi, can I buy you a car?

74. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

75. I'll suck you so hard you'll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I'm finished.

76. Will you marry me and have my children?

77. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (*My Personal Favorite*)

78. I want to thank you for (insert any event here). Grab your ankles, bi**h!

79. You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus DeMilo.

80. Hey, baby. Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

The following lines are courtesy of Matt's Home Page

1. Excuse me...I'm working on writing a phone book. What's your number?

2. Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.

3. Excuse me, can I have your number? I lost mine.

4.Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars out of the skies and put them in your eyes.

5.I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?

6.I'll make breakfast.

7.You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all evening.

8.If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

9. So...do you wanna grab a pizza and have sex? (slap) What??? You don't like pizza?

10.Do you know what would look good on you...ME!!!

11.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would make it so that 'I' could be next to 'U'.

12.That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

13. Shall I call you or nudge you tomorrow morning.

14. Is that a mirror in your pants, 'cause I sure can see myself in them.

15. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

16.I thought that "Very Fine" stuff only came in a bottle until I met you.

17.Can I buy you a drink? No? Well then, I guess a blow job is out of the question.

18.Do you have a little Irish in you? (no) Would you like some???

19.Excuse me, do you a quarter. My mother told me to call her as soon as I fell in love.

20.(Lick your fingers and wipe them on the recipient's clothes) Damn babe! We've got to get you home and out of these wet clothes!

21.(Walking by) Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Hold on, let me walk by again.

22.Treat me like a tent and put me up for the night!

23. Excuse me...if there's anything I can do for you, or more to the point...to you, just let me know.

24.If I followed you home, would you keep me?

25....ready to go?

26.Do you sleep on your stomach? ...can I?

27.Are we near the airport, or is that my heart taking off?

28.That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

29.(Checking his/her shirt tag) That's what I thought, 'Made in Heaven!'

30.Yep! It was me...I wrote the book of love.

31.I want every bone in your body, including mine!

32.Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

33.Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you cook me dinner, I'll cook you breakfast, and in between, we'll just cook!

34.Hello. These voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

35.Excuse me, I was wondering if it hurt at all? (did what hurt?) ...when you fell from heaven.

36.When are you going to start paying rent for living in my dreams?

37.Your name must be milk.. because you sure do MY body goood!

38.I'm choking...need...mouth...to...mouth.....

39.Quick, dial 9-1-1...my heart has stopped.

40.If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour.

41.I'm a morning person so why don't you spend the night?

42.You've just made my day, so why not make my night?

43.That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?

44.Your daddy must be a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns!

45.Are you falling, cause I'm trying to pick you up.

That hat's very becoming on you, and if I were you, I'd be coming, too.

I wanna ride you like a Harley on a bad stretch of road.

I can hurt you.

Is that shirt you are wearing felt?.......Would you like it to be?