For all the guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed	+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows	0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets	-1
You leave the toilet seat up	-5
You replace the toiletpaper roll when it's empty	0
When the toiletpaper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex	-1
You go out to buy her springfresh extra-light panty liners with wings	+5
But return with beer	-10
You check out a suspicious noise at night	0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing	0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something	+5
You pummel it with a six iron	+10
It's her father	-10

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party 0

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2

Named Tiffany -4

Tiffany is a dancer -6

Tiffany has implants -8

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie +2

You take her to a movie she likes +4

You take her to a movie you hate +6

You take her to a movie you like -2

It's called DeathCop 3 -3

Which features cyborgs having sex -9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly -15

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it +10

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30

You say, "I don't give a damn because you have one too" -800

DRIVING

You lost the directions on a trip -4

You lost the directions and end up getting lost -10

You end up getting lost in a bad part of town -15

You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal -10

You know them -60

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" -5

(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)

You hesitate in responding -10

You reply, "Where?" -35

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression 0

When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes +5

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV +10

She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep -20

You stay by her side the entire party	0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy	-2
Named Tiffany	-4
Tiffany is a dancer	-6
Tiffany has implants	-8

You take her to a movie	+2
You take her to a movie she likes	+4
You take her to a movie you hate	+6
You take her to a movie you like	-2
It's called DeathCop 3	-3
Which features cyborgs having sex	-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans	-15

You develop a noticeable potbelly	-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it	+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts	-30
You say, "I don't give a damn because you have one too"	-800

You lost the directions on a trip	-4
You lost the directions and end up getting lost	-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town	-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal	-10
You know them	-60

She asks, "Do I look fat?"	-5
(Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding	-10
You reply, "Where?"	-35

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression	0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes	+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV	+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep	-20